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A VERY GOOD DOG. A VERY DIFFERENT RETIREMENT PLAN.
MARTY
CAN’T WAIT.
Good boy. Big plans.

LANDLOCKED MUTT. ASPIRING CAPTAIN.

My human says
“someday.”
I’m a dog.

I’m Marty. My human dreams of retiring on a sailboat. I’m hoping to still be around for that.

Join the crew

Come for the boat. Stay for the adventure.

An illustration of Marty, a tan dog with a dark muzzle and a red bandana, sailing toward an orange sun
FIG. 01 — ME, MANIFESTING.
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A SMALL SCHEDULING ISSUE

His retirement.
My entire life.

Marty sitting on a rustic log bench on a wooded trail, wearing a red bandana, with his tongue out
FIG. 02 — ME, A GOOD BOY.

My human has a beautiful plan: work hard, save up, retire, live on a small sailboat. Wind in his hair. Sea at his feet. Me by his side.

There is one small problem. By the time he gets to the sailboat part, I’ll probably be a cherished memory in a picture frame.

I would prefer to be a dog in a boat.

So I’m moving the deadline. Less “one day.” More salt in my fur, sun bathing on deck, and being together on an island.

Love, MartyChief Officer of Right Now

MARTY’S CREW

A little closer
to cast-off.

0crew members aboard

Every adventure starts somewhere. Mine starts here. One good dog, one big dream, and a crew that’s still hiring. You never know till you ask...

You bring the wind.
I’ll share the memories.

Close-up of Marty resting his chin on a couch, one ear up, looking at the camera
FIG. 03 — ME, DAYDREAMING.

Join my crew.

  • Your name on my crew list
  • A crew badge with your role
  • A photo from me every week
How often
Choose a price in USD

Goes on my crew list once my human has read it. You, your dog, your boat, your alter ego.

You’ll pay on Stripe’s secure page. This is a membership, not a charity, so it isn’t tax-deductible. Full refund within 30 days. Terms · Refunds

THE CURRENT PLAN

First, sailboat.
Then, a life at sea together.

Marty standing on a bench beside a canal, with a large motor yacht moored behind him
FIG. 04 — NOT THAT ONE. SMALLER.
01

Find my boat.

First, crew memberships go toward buying a boat we can call home. Nothing fancy. Room for my human, me, and an unreasonable number of bones.

FIRST PRIORITY
Marty, a tan dog with a white chest, walking through sea foam at the edge of the ocean
FIG. 05 — ME, TESTING THE WATER.
02

Get ready to sail.

Next come repairs, essential equipment, and getting the boat safe and ready for life aboard. The dream needs to float.

BEFORE WE CAST OFF
Marty curled up asleep in a blue floral armchair
FIG. 06 — ME, SAVING MY STRENGTH.
03

Keep me going.

Once we’re aboard, support helps cover boat upkeep and everyday living expenses: kibble, dock fees, fuel, and the less photogenic bits of boat life.

LIFE ABOARD
One crew. The whole journey.

THERE’S ROOM FOR YOU IN THIS STORY

Help me get there.
Or come along for the ride.

Join my crew once, or monthly for the journey ahead. Either way your name goes on my list, you get a crew badge, and I send you a photo every week. Not ready? Follow along for boat updates, repair progress, and eventually, dispatches from the deck.

Join the crew
Marty curled up asleep at the front of a paddleboard on a canal at sunset
FIG. 07 — MY CURRENT VESSEL.
Life’s short.
Take the long way home.

FREE. NO SEA LEGS REQUIRED.

Be part of
my someday.

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